Tea technique

anneapocalypse:

rosethouartsick:

1. Eat teabag.
2. Drink boiling water.
3. Smash cup on own face.

#go hard or go home

the-awesomeness-of-doitsu:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

OH MY GOD

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

You think if a girl slaps you, she fancies you?