- Eat teabag.
- Drink boiling water.
- Smash cup on own face.
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
OH MY GOD
“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active